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Cows can save us all. How is this possible? Aside from eating cows, wearing cows, and tipping cows, cow waste can be provide all the modern transportation needs of an ever growing and over populated planet. Specifically cow flatulation. Cow flatulation is no joking matter. What ranchers and farmers have known for years is now finally available to the consumer market. Cow flatulation burns. Collected by our unique Flatulation Arrangement Receptacle Tanks (F.A.R.T), cow flatulation is stored under high pressure to be later used as a natural substitute for natural gass. As expert geologists have known for years, earth's natural resources are nearly used up and are not renewable. Millions of cows producing flatulation each day can easily renew and replace such an ending and vital resource. |
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The Flatulation Arrangement
Receptacle Tanks (F.A.R.T) This tank holds about 50 thousand compressed pounds of cow flatulation. This is the tank which holds the Compressed Reservoir Applied Propellant (C.R.A.P) fuel. |
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Portable Object Objective
Propellant Supplements (P.O.O.P.S.) The C.R.A.P. is then transferred into the P.O.O.P.S. containers for distribution to cars equipped to use the Auto-Bessy system. Each container contains about 5 Kg of C.R.A.P. |